NICE TRY
And by “nice try,” I mean the SINGLE worst excuse in the history of excuses: When front-line tax agents in Cincinnati used the term “tea party,” they didn’t just mean conservative groups. Instead, a...
View ArticleBALLGAME, THANKS FOR PLAYING
Here’s why you’re never going to be president of the United States, Senator Rubio. I don’t mind politicians with principles that differ from my own. But I mind one hell of a damned lot when...
View ArticleDEAR CREATORS OF NEW COKE
You’re officially off the hook. Thanks once again to Kathy Shaidle:
View ArticleA REASON TO GET CABLE
Announcing the TV version of grilled bacon steaks smothered in awesome sauce: Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s a…shark! A supersized storm sucks sharks from the ocean and hurls them...
View ArticlePOPPA
I have odd ideas about Heaven. I guess it was because it was something I grew up with but one of the ways I picture Heaven is as a small-town 4th of July carnival. All of us run here and there going...
View ArticleWELCOME TO THE PARTY
I may have to start charging admission around here or something. A little over a month after I discussed Katharine Jefferts Schori’s theological “creativity” in Curaçao, the New York Times finally...
View ArticleUSEFUL IDIOTS
Gay conservative Kevin DuJan lets the cat out of the bag: John Nolte at Breitbart.com just published a hard-hitting piece that’s worth your very valuable time…exposing Barack Obama’s commitment to the...
View ArticleTHE ALPHA PROJECT
A “Chris Johnson, Anglican Investigator” blast from the past Chapter One Chapter Two – Back to the Future That afternoon, Nicky drove Paul to his Aunt Jennifer’s for his regular visit. Paul was...
View ArticleRULING CLASSES
Comes the dawn: The Hoeven-Corker amendment to the Gang of Eight [immigration] bill is essentially a new bill. It is almost 1,200 pages long. Some parts of it are identical to some of the provisions of...
View ArticleASSUME THE POSITION
I have three reactions to this story: (1) For a very long time, I’ve believed that these things should not be wasted on young children but should be reserved strictly for those old enough to appreciate...
View ArticleWHOOPS
I guess this makes me a bad person or something but goshdarn it, schadenfreude is fun. Considering how strongly some of these churches pushed for ObamaCare and considering the fact that we were just...
View ArticleAND NOW…IDIOTS
Fess up, snackeral mappers. You people have got to be absolutely jonesing for just one solid Whore of Babylon take or a new Chick tract right about now because the stupid has been unusally thick on...
View ArticleSPEAK OF THE DEVIL
There’s been another one of these things: They risk being excommunicated by the Catholic Church but vow they won’t be stopped. Bernadyne “Bernie” Sykora of St. Cloud and two other women were ordained...
View ArticleEQUAL TIME
Chris? What up? You’ve been a little rough on the Roman Catholics the last few days. What say you rag on the Episcopalians for a while or something? Fair is fair. Live to serve. Your assertion,...
View ArticleSEPPUKU
2016 promises to be one of the most interesting presidential elections this country has ever had. Mainly because Marco Rubio isn’t the only Great Conservative Hope who has ritually disemboweled his...
View ArticleTHE ALPHA PROJECT
A “Chris Johnson, Anglican Investigator” blast from the past Chapter One / Chapter Two Chapter Three – In the Blink of an Eye “What do you mean they’re in danger?!” I demanded. “They’re coming for...
View ArticleBOYFRIENDS
You really thought he was the one, didn’t you? He couldn’t have been worse than your previous guy; what a loser he was. His uniform was blue jeans and flannel shirts, he drove a pick-up truck and he...
View ArticlePRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT
Since none is necessary: The abortion battle in Texas was still raging Tuesday as both abortion supporters and pro-life activists flooded the State Capitol to make their voices heard. The Texas House...
View ArticleSPLITTING THE DIFFERENCE
Matt Kennedy directs the Editorial attention to this explanation from “conservative” Anglican Jordan Hylden on why I can never rejoin the church into which I was baptized: If conservative Anglicans are...
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